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The Alcoholic: Seth has admitted to typing while drunk.
An Aesop:
Author Appeal: system administration and weird games. He also really seems to love A Dose of Buckley; many rants feature links to Buckley's videos.
Berserk Button: Hypocrisy and abuse are one-way trips to Seth roasting someone.
Caustic Critic: Seth is one towards e-celebutantes.
Channel Hop: The site was self-hosted on I2P before Seth migrated it to a tilde server on the clear web.
Chronic Hero Syndrome
Dark and Troubled Past: Seth is implied to have this.
Knight in Sour Armor: Seth seems determined to warn about as many scumbags as he can find, regardless of how popular they are.
Unlucky Everydude: Seth.
All There In the Script: According to the Alt Text of "Small Ants Are Easy to Crush", the detractors are named Felicia and Pippi.
Brother-Sister Incest: parodied in "Cantapoop."
Does Not Like Men: the titular hypocrite of "Feminazi."
General Failure: the representative of Maestro Media.
Hypocrite: the titular characters of "Careless Eris" and "Feminazi."
Boom Knuckles: "You're just as bad as the bigots you hate!"
Noodle People: The only exception is Sonic Boom's Knuckles.
Punny Name: "Bruno Farts" and "Cantapoop"
Reality Ensues: PearlTrans gets imprisoned for aggravated assault.
Schedule Slip: occurs often.
Self-Imposed Challenge: parodied in "Small Ants Are Easy to Crush."
Shout-Out: SmallAnt's suicide attempt resembles the time out screen in the first Leisure Suit Larry.
Suicide As Comedy: "Small Ants Are Easy to Crush"
Take That!: The strips are centered around jabs.
Took a Level in Jerkass: "Careless Eris" was based off UltimateDSfan's Face-Heel Turn, while "Untitled" was inspired by Edmund McMillen exhibiting this.
Your Cheating Heart: also parodied in "Cantapoop."
Acceptable Targets
Bad People Abuse Animals: Cybershell and SmallAnt engage in digital zoosadism.
Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: the manchildren that only perform charity donations to look better than they actually are.
Can't Take Criticism: many cows' biggest flaw.
Clueless Aesop: what Seth sees as the primary problem with penguinz0/Cr1tikal.
Disco Dan: the youngest manchildren.
Double Standard: Most commentators/"DramaTubers" have at least one. The most prevalent one is criticizing public figures that prey on people in private, yet letting Card-Carrying Villians stay off the hook.
Entitled Bastard: Several of them are nicknamed "crybullies."
Evil Makes You Ugly: Targets typically use unappealing avatars. Their real selves also won't be winning beauty pageants anytime soon.
Fashion Victim Villian: Manchildren tend to be poorly dressed.
Fat Bastard: Joshua Moon and LS Mark, apparently.
GIFT: Subjects are generally not known for their manners.
Greed: the motivation of YouTube's predators.
Hypocrite: Many targets contradict themselves. Karl Hamburger was even nicknamed "Karl Hypocrite."
Implausible Deniability: Some predators show this.
Karma Houdini: Most of the cybercriminals have not been arrested.
Manchild: almost every target.
Misaimed Fandom: Cows tend to miss the messages spread by media.
No Social Skills: Most targets don't understand social cues. Granted, many of them are autistic, but still.
Paedo Hunt
Rich in Dollars, Poor in Sense: LS Mark and its enablers.
Small Name, Big Ego: The Misaimed Fandoms are rife with this.
Sore Loser: A few cows can't handle being wrong.
Villian With Good Publicity: YouTube has many of them.
Bad Liar: Eris.
Boomerang Bigot: Eris is racist towards whites, despite also being white.
Card-Carrying Villian: Eris stated that a chaotic goddess's name is perfect for it.
"Could Have Avoided This" Plot: Seth implies Eris would not have hurt anyone if it attended therapy more often.
Department of Redundancy Department: Eris has a habit of repeating itself.
Downer Ending: Because Eris refuses to seek counseling, Seth predicts its mental health will continue to deteriorate until it commits suicide.
Dramatically Missing the Point: Eris with the media it consumes.
Dummied Out: A few more links are visible in the page's HTML code.
Ephebophile: Eris is this towards Sonic the Hedgehog.
Evil Makes You Ugly: Eris's avatar wears a dog collar and tacky accessories. It is almost always drawn without teeth.
Face-Heel Turn: the "transformation" from Eric to Eris.
Hypocrite: Seth mocks Eris for being this.
Informed Attribute: Eris describes itself as a "hot goth trans girl", but it looks masculine and has emo traits: whiny, angsty, and narcissistic.
Jerkass: Eris insults people it disagrees with and abuses its followers.
Laser-Guided Karma: Eris almost always gets punished for its poor treatment of others.
Narcissist: Eris, to the point of attacking almost everyone it comes across.
Non-Indicative Name: Two of Eris's screen names are UltimateDSfan and UltimateDSEris, yet it does not discuss DS games.
The Scrooge: Eris complains about being "broke af", despite wasting thousands of dollars.
Shotacon: Eris is implied to be this towards Miles "Tails" Prower.
Shout-Out: The summary contains a spin on CWCki's slogan with Eris mentioned instead.
Seth: Observe Eristory. Don't make Eristory.
Small Name, Big Ego: Eris on occasion.
Squick: "Trans [Fem] Sonic"
Stylistic Suck: Eris's avatar has stereotypical SJW hair and almost always lacks teeth. It is also poorly imposed onto footage.
Seth, in the reflection for "Careless Eris": "The [...] editing looks worse than the videos I made when I was twelve, the same age when I was using Windows Movie Maker and iMovie to edit."
Too Dumb to Live: There was an instance of Eris considering self-harm, yet it bought a PlayStation 5 and emotionally abused its followers instead of talking to a professional.
Ungrateful Bastard: Eris.
Wall Banger: The page describes many from the titular YouTuber's Twitter feed.
Wangst: Eris is prone to this.