Mathematics Puns

• Locally ringed spaces are important in the grand scheme of things.
• The Jacobin matrix is a revolutionary way to transform coordinates.
• Shimura curves are really pointless. (source: Hector Pasten)
• There's affine line between good algebraic geometry jokes and bad ones.
• Algebraic geometry: it's Zariski business.
• Model theory is a very satisfying branch of mathematics.
• Algebraic number theorists have some odd reasons for their food choices (in other words, they have nontrivial Chow motives).
• No matter how you slice it, a topos is a topos.
• A wandering monoid in the category of endofunctors would be considered a nomad monad.
• Logicians often discuss their work over a meal of curry. This leads to fewer arguments.
• Discussions about Klein bottles tend to be one-sided.
• Topological K-theory is an extraordinary example of a generalized cohomology theory.
• The discrete topology is fine for most purposes.
• An epic film, about right-cancellative morphisms.
• Algebraic number theory has some serious ramifications.
• It takes balls to study metric topology.
• Making smooth jokes about differentiable manifolds is a bundle of joy.
• If you take a tropical vacation, beware of amoebas.